Monday, October 1, 2007
A Typical Crohn's Disease Monday at the Office
Unbelievable pain this morning. Probably from the crappy food choices and crappy beer choices (maybe I should go back to Corona from Natty light and bud light!). Anyway I had serious stomach pain and was productive my mass printing my emails and reading them in stall number 3. I need to see about an easy way to store reading material in the ceiling panel. I HAVE TO have something to read when i poop. I joke but if there is nothing at a friends house I will read their deodorant and hairspray containers. It's embarassing sprinting down the hall with a newspaper, BrandWeek magazine, or other materials. I want to invent little Crohn's books that fit in your pocket. Imagine the newest John Grisham Book - Playing For Pizza). It is AWESOME and I read in about 3 days (thanks for sending it Mom). Also, if you haven't read Bleachers, it is another John Grisham football book that is awesome.
Anyways, would love to hear feedback so feel free to offer up your stories and tips on dealing with crohn's at work.